The Ancient Argument(for permanent reference)

[O-G]

Okay, this is the "tates" argument dark and i were speaking about in the 1 million post thread

Every word after this is not my words but Shear/Laeq's and Dark(known as [e-mail] in this)

The best argument ever (see if you can follow it)
This is a little argument that Dark and I got into while using MSN Messenger.
Absolutley insane. That's all I can say



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shear says:
how are those battles comin?!
[e-mail] says:
They are 100% done.
shear says:
liar
shear says:
i can tell when you type a lie
[e-mail] says:
ok take off two zeroes
shear says:
lol
shear says:
1% done
shear says:
which means you haven't even started!!
[e-mail] says:
I've started... in my imagination.
shear says:
doesn't count
[e-mail] says:
always counts
shear says:
never
[e-mail] says:
always
shear says:
never
[e-mail] says:
always infinity times how many times you say
shear says:
never timesinfinity times however many times YOU say it
[e-mail] says:
no. you cant steal my phrase, you have to make up your own
shear says:
well, I think it's time you come up with another phrase, 'cause I've stolen that one
[e-mail] says:
nope. It's copyright, I will sue you
shear says:
try it
shear says:
I changed all the names on the copyright papers to mine
shear says:
and on the patent papers
[e-mail] says:
nope... they are not copyright papers they are electronic boards . Therefore you got the wrong ones!!
shear says:
everything has to be in writing
shear says:
on PAPER
[e-mail] says:
Nope. This is the future.
[e-mail] says:
It's the year 30XX.
shear says:
really? feels like the present to me...
[e-mail] says:
I sent everyone to the year 300X but made a gigantic holographic projection so that it looks like the year 2006
shear says:
holograms can't simulate feelings
shear says:
*holographs
[e-mail] says:
I also altered every bodie's minds with my golbal psychic powers to make it feel like 2006
[e-mail] says:
ha!! You cant refute that
shear says:
psychic powers don't alter people's minds.
shear says:
they READ them
[e-mail] says:
I have the power to control minds as well as read them
shear says:
well, in the future, everyone has the inate ability to block incoming mind control waves. It was developed several years ago by the government, since they were anticipating terrorists to try something like that. So EVERYONE has the abilty.
[e-mail] says:
Yes you can alter poples thoughts. Look at this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychic_Seduction
shear says:
you transporting them to the future sped up the evolution of the ability to what it would be
[e-mail] says:
from wilipedia
[e-mail] says:
Nope. In 300X we made a ray device that destroys that innate ability
shear says:
but, to your mistake, it had a flaw: it only worked on the native future peoples, notbthose you transported
[e-mail] says:
You wouldnt know because youve never experienced the true 300X
shear says:
I thought it was 30XX?
shear says:
apparantly, you don't know it either!
[e-mail] says:
Nope. That first one was a typo.
[e-mail] says:
After that I said 300X
shear says:
...
shear says:
this is pointless
[e-mail] says:
this is pointful
shear says:
you keep arguieing that you transported people to the future, when in reality I am the one controlling the physics of the universe! (past, present, and future)
[e-mail] says:
Nope, we got kicked you out in 300X
[e-mail] says:
replaced you with Tates
[e-mail] says:
He is responsible for the evolution of mankind
shear says:
that's okay, since back in the present, I used my powers of precognition to create a huge bomb that cannot be discoverd that would blow you up as soon as you found it
[e-mail] says:
Umm... no. We travelled back in time before you planted the bomb and killed you . Your present time self is actual a clone.
shear says:
the clone followed the exact same pathat that the original me did and repeated the same bomb-making process, only putting it in a different place
[e-mail] says:
Umm.... no. We put dropped the clone down a cliff so he wouldnt remember how to make or activate a bomb.
[e-mail] says:
We did that as soon as he was made
shear says:
but another me, from another dimension, had already travelled back in time and killed Tates, in an effort to stop this whole mess from happening
[e-mail] says:
Tates is immortal . He was the first person in existance.
shear says:
not if he had his head cut off!
[e-mail] says:
You cant. He indestructable as well

shear says:
who cares if he's indestructible? As soon as the other-dimensional me found out that his head couldn't be cutr off, he captured tates and left him in the middle of deep space in a different dimension. Since then no one has ever been able to find out exactly which dimension Tates is floating in...
[e-mail] says:
Tates knows his way around the universe, and has the ability to phase in and out of places or teleport
[e-mail] says:
so he returned
[e-mail] says:
and that includes time periods
shear says:
he can't return. The other-dimensional me placed a block on the dimension, perventing anything from moving in or out, or even changing the time periond within the dimension
[e-mail] says:
He's alpwoerful. He can destroy anything you can conjure up.
[e-mail] says:
*alpowerful
shear says:
not if it's there before him
[e-mail] says:
Nothing existed before Tates himslef
shear says:
and these thing can't be destroyed. tates has no power over them
[e-mail] says:
He created it in the 1st place, so how would he not have power over it
shear says:
he would have to exit the dimension in order to destroy them, and since he can't do that, he is stuck
[e-mail] says:
Tates exists in every dimension. Who cares if he's in one; he can be in multiple places at the same time
[e-mail] says:
he isnt one person
shear says:
but the paradox created would destroy them all
[e-mail] says:
Nope. Tates possesses different bodies and can exist within their soul
[e-mail] says:
granting the individual all his mighty powers
[e-mail] says:
including immortality
shear says:
until the individual kicks Tates out
shear says:
and steals his powers
[e-mail] says:
They cant. Their feeble minds cannot override Tate
[e-mail] says:
s
shear says:
mine can. I did it (this is the other-dimensional me)
[e-mail] says:
And as a result of the apinful seperation you died in that dimension.
[e-mail] says:
*painful
[e-mail] says:
and he just went on to possess someone else
shear says:
but I had already stolen tates' powers, so I can't die
shear says:
MWAHAHAHA!!!
[e-mail] says:
You cant steal his powers if you're not one with him
shear says:
I leached them
[e-mail] says:
He's possesed me
[e-mail] says:
Impossible.
shear says:
Obviously not
[e-mail] says:
What really did happen is that he distorted your mind
[e-mail] says:
so now youre insane thinking that u have the powers of tates
shear says:
but Tates' powers prevent that!
[e-mail] says:
Look above. You dont actually have Tates powers; in your head you tink you do.
shear says:
mind over matter, I always say
[e-mail] says:
That rule does not apply
shear says:
oh, but it does
shear says:
shouldn't I be dead?!
shear says:
I am alive!!!
[e-mail] says:
In a different dimension
shear says:
I have Tates' Powers!!!
[e-mail] says:
If you do then how is it that you didnt know of his existance until today
shear says:
you didn't eiither!
[e-mail] says:
No I did
shear says:
did not
[e-mail] says:
I pretended hes my personal servant but in reality he chose me to be his host
[e-mail] says:
there can only be one host per dimension and you're not it
[e-mail] says:
I AM
shear says:
I am from another dimension
shear says:
and I am the hjost from there!
shear says:
*was
[e-mail] says:
then how is it im talking to you in this dimension
shear says:
I leached his powers, so I am not burdoned by his presence
shear says:
I travelled to a this dimension
[e-mail] says:
You cannot. Powers cannot exist without Tates himself; Tates doesn't have the powers. Tates IS the powers
shear says:
then it looks like I absorbed him. Just like Cell
[e-mail] says:
Nope. He escape you and you died from the shock of seperation.
[e-mail] says:
the other dimensional you
shear says:
but as long as a single cell of me remains, I am immediately regenerated!
[e-mail] says:
this version is powerless
shear says:
and there was at least one!
[e-mail] says:
and it had no powers
shear says:
the regenerated version has all of the same powers as the original, absorbed bodies or not
[e-mail] says:
No way. Tates destroyed that cell before he left.
[e-mail] says:
with a ki blast
shear says:
he can't have known it was there.
shear says:
it was blown into yet another dimension
[e-mail] says:
yes he does. He is all knowing
[e-mail] says:
creator of the universe and all of time and dimensions
shear says:
but at least he is safely packaged away in Pandora's Box, which has yet to be opened
[e-mail] says:
No he isn't. Pandora's box has been open for a long time
shear says:
has not
[e-mail] says:
He would never be in there
[e-mail] says:
and it isnt inescapable
shear says:
he has always been in there! Why do you think we are talking in the present
shear says:
?!
[e-mail] says:
I am his host
shear says:
a host without the parasite
shear says:
it's in pandora's box, remember?
[e-mail] says:
dude... I have no idea how you jumped to that conclusion
shear says:
lol
[e-mail] says:
He is clearly here
shear says:
I don't see him....
[e-mail] says:
You're talking to him
shear says:
I have clairevoyance, and can see everywhere....
shear says:
you aren't him, you just stole his name
[e-mail] says:
No you dont' Your insane
[e-mail] says:
I am Tates, you are merely a poser
shear says:
as soon as tates escapes from that box, he's gonna kill you for stealing his name!!!
shear says:
fear tates!
shear says:
FEAR HIM!!!
[e-mail] says:
Umm no. Tates is good friends with DarkEffigy and gave him all his powers
shear says:
tatees' can't give his powers away without eliminating his own existence
shear says:
he IS the powers, remember?
[e-mail] says:
He always exists, just as a part of someone else.
[e-mail] says:
He isnt elimniated from existance
shear says:
that is a paradox beyond paradox's
[e-mail] says:
Paradoxs do not exist when it comes to Tates
shear says:
tates himself is a paradox, and therefore can't exist
[e-mail] says:
Umm... no. You probably mistakened what i said about him
shear says:
you made it clear what you said about him. and I though you WERE tates!!
shear says:
Yet another Paradox!
[e-mail] says:
I am him and yet he is someone seperate entirely.
[e-mail] says:
It is possible
shear says:
that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard
[e-mail] says:
Ok.... but you cannot ignore the power of Tates
[e-mail] says:
You cannot absorb it
shear says:
i can choose not to acknowledge it, though
[e-mail] says:
Ok, then in that you also acknowledge that he exists by not choosing not to acknowledge it
shear says:
wrong
[e-mail] says:
right
[e-mail] says:
Tates ownz you
shear says:
by not choosing to acknowledge it, I also choose not to acknowledge his existence, and yet I still fail to acknowledge his powers... *continues to explain the endless circle *
[e-mail] says:
How can you choose not to acknowledge something if you have already acknowledged it in the past? You cannot simply erase it from your memeory, only ignore it
shear says:
exactly!
shear says:
you're finally getting it!!
[e-mail] says:
so therefore you have acknowledged his existance, and I am right
shear says:
no
[e-mail] says:
yes!!
shear says:
I choose not to acknowledge that
[e-mail] says:
Huahahaha!
shear says:
lol
shear says:
rotflol
[e-mail] says:
Tates: Infinity Shear: Beyond negative infinity
shear says:
this may officially be the dumbestr agrument in human hisory
shear says:
*history
[e-mail] says:
No
[e-mail] says:
It is the best ever.
shear says:
lol
shear says:
look back at everything we typed....
shear says:
it makes no sense!!
[e-mail] says:
It makes perfect sens. I've already started a relgion called Tatism, care to convert?
shear says:
no. i'm good
[e-mail] says:
your loss...
shear says:
and to think that this whole thing started with this little phrase:
shear says:
no. you cant steal my phrase, you have to make up your own
[e-mail] says:
huhaha.
shear says:
awesome
shear says:
i'm gonna post this on my site
[e-mail] says:
cool. where?
shear says:
front page, first paragraph!
[e-mail] says:
nice
shear says:
hang on...
shear says:
done!

[Shark]

Lol... you didn't have to put it in the annoucements, O-G.

But it's a funny reminder.

[O-G]

i put it in announcements so ittl saty there forever and it wont have to be reposted again and again whenever we bring it up lol

[Arhyne]

haha.... I actually read the whole thing, sigh...

[Shark]

You got to admit, it is kind of funny right? ;D

I wonder what would happen if we went further.

[Herald Of Hell]

You guys have lost what little minds you had left.... Welcome to my world