Post by AtrumCustodis on May 11, 2006 2:53:59 GMT -5
Location: Steel Vally: Leptas Arena
Grid1: OMEGA
Grid2: Opression
Join me in a battle I like to call
I shot the Shear-if!
Or
The battle of the Bans!
Greetings! I am Atrum Custodis your announcer for today! I am excited to be presenting this Report for you all becuase this battle if fought today by two ACs new to the League! First is an Energy tank using the highly debated LX cannon that’s been under much ridicule for being unsportsmen like. And the second from the true Master of the Arena, Shear!!!! Being a mobile AC using the second most debated part in the entire league, the HOHSHI!!!!
This is Truly the battle of the Law and the Lawless! . . . aanndd the Lawless!!
Ok the battle is going to begin in 4, 3, 2, 1, Goooo--!!!---#/////*//**/*#**^//^^^#^^*####//##^*^^//^^^#^-----------------------
We are experiencing technical difficulties. We are now bringing you to our second announcer.
Unbelievable, both ACs have simultaneously lunched their attacks at the bell! Omega’s first attack missing do to Oppression’s ECM and immediate flight into the air. But this doesn’t last long as the Energy tank is switching to Manual Aiming, now being able to hit the smaller more agile AC. They are continuing to trade blows, Oppression being overly oppressed by the LX, the HOHSHI doing little to stop the assault. And with 6 shots of the LX taken 2 of which have missed, this battle is now over.
Wait a moment folks, this just in!! It seems the first shot that Omega fired has hit the Main announcer’s box!!!
Screen moves to see Atrum in a very messy and slightly burned room. With him sitting at a desk, smoking (Not cigarettes). Fortunately the Reinforced Window was able to take about 99.9999% of the blast. Unfortunately the last 0.0001% made it into the room.
*coughs*
. . . I need a new job . . .
Combat Time: 0m12s
Final AP
OMEGA: 6418
Oppression: 0
Winner: OMEGA
OMEGA proceeds to Rank 45 and Oppression drops to Rank 46
Rainmaker earns 2000 credits for AP, 50 for style, 2050 in total. 50 For style because even without the lock on and small target box it was able to manually aim its cannon and shot a mobile AC.
Shear gets 750 by default and 100 for style, 850 in total. 100 for style because of the using of its ECM to doge the first shot of the LX.
“I shot the Shear-if!” is obviously a pun of Shear’s name and the song “I shot the sheriff”
“The Battle of the Bans!” is a Pun of “The battle of the Bands”
Grid1: OMEGA
Grid2: Opression
Join me in a battle I like to call
I shot the Shear-if!
Or
The battle of the Bans!
Greetings! I am Atrum Custodis your announcer for today! I am excited to be presenting this Report for you all becuase this battle if fought today by two ACs new to the League! First is an Energy tank using the highly debated LX cannon that’s been under much ridicule for being unsportsmen like. And the second from the true Master of the Arena, Shear!!!! Being a mobile AC using the second most debated part in the entire league, the HOHSHI!!!!
This is Truly the battle of the Law and the Lawless! . . . aanndd the Lawless!!
Ok the battle is going to begin in 4, 3, 2, 1, Goooo--!!!---#/////*//**/*#**^//^^^#^^*####//##^*^^//^^^#^-----------------------
We are experiencing technical difficulties. We are now bringing you to our second announcer.
Unbelievable, both ACs have simultaneously lunched their attacks at the bell! Omega’s first attack missing do to Oppression’s ECM and immediate flight into the air. But this doesn’t last long as the Energy tank is switching to Manual Aiming, now being able to hit the smaller more agile AC. They are continuing to trade blows, Oppression being overly oppressed by the LX, the HOHSHI doing little to stop the assault. And with 6 shots of the LX taken 2 of which have missed, this battle is now over.
Wait a moment folks, this just in!! It seems the first shot that Omega fired has hit the Main announcer’s box!!!
Screen moves to see Atrum in a very messy and slightly burned room. With him sitting at a desk, smoking (Not cigarettes). Fortunately the Reinforced Window was able to take about 99.9999% of the blast. Unfortunately the last 0.0001% made it into the room.
*coughs*
. . . I need a new job . . .
Combat Time: 0m12s
Final AP
OMEGA: 6418
Oppression: 0
Winner: OMEGA
OMEGA proceeds to Rank 45 and Oppression drops to Rank 46
Rainmaker earns 2000 credits for AP, 50 for style, 2050 in total. 50 For style because even without the lock on and small target box it was able to manually aim its cannon and shot a mobile AC.
Shear gets 750 by default and 100 for style, 850 in total. 100 for style because of the using of its ECM to doge the first shot of the LX.
“I shot the Shear-if!” is obviously a pun of Shear’s name and the song “I shot the sheriff”
“The Battle of the Bans!” is a Pun of “The battle of the Bands”