Post by bigjob0310 on Sept 11, 2006 20:03:22 GMT -5
Here's a message on the back of bottle of vitamin water:
"In a recent government study that cost our country billions of dollars, a bunch of science guys who attended schools that probably cost their parents millions of dollars, came to this brilliant conclusion: people don't eat right. (worth every penny, right?)
Taking this wonderful insight into consideration, we created this product. It has more of the nutrients you need so you don't feel so bad the next time you get an urge to indulge in a bloomin' onion.
After all, life is too short to be fussing over trivial things. Just ask those genius science guys who never had prom dates because their internet girlfriends weren't allowed into the country."
LOL!
"In a recent government study that cost our country billions of dollars, a bunch of science guys who attended schools that probably cost their parents millions of dollars, came to this brilliant conclusion: people don't eat right. (worth every penny, right?)
Taking this wonderful insight into consideration, we created this product. It has more of the nutrients you need so you don't feel so bad the next time you get an urge to indulge in a bloomin' onion.
After all, life is too short to be fussing over trivial things. Just ask those genius science guys who never had prom dates because their internet girlfriends weren't allowed into the country."
LOL!
