company tourney

[Shark]

The point of the joke is the irony of misspelling "smart".

At least I think that's what carnage intended.

[Purist]

it's like saying "I got smrater bye using huked on fonix"

[Moon Walker]

watt the hick R U talking ab-out

Edit: gah, I'm starting to spam around. I'll keep quiet for now.

[Purist]

I got smarter by using hooked on phonics, that's what I said.

Nm man, end of discussion. Let's place our bets on who will win the tourney. I start by going all in on ___________'s AC _____________.

[Moon Walker]

500 cds that Animesou's AC Sushi Boy would dominate the tournament.

[Shark]

You and your censorship powers .

Maybe you should be the censorship mod.

[Purist]

Sushiboy eh. I'm more worried about her Red Eyes because I'm going up against it.

And man...sorry Dark, two Hohoshi matchups.

[Tailsnake]

Hmm, wanna actually place bets where the winners get the pot?

[Purist]

Let's not..because then there's extrinsic motivation, and it will replace the intrinsic factors that I think drove us all to compete in the first place.

[Moon Walker]

didn't I already do that?

[Tailsnake]

Well we've all already submitted designs so why not?

[Purist]

mm, if people will, then they can. So far, Moonwalker's in.

I'll just step out.

[Moon Walker]

It is a dishonorable way to gain money but heck, we're not going to take this seriously.

[Tailsnake]

Alrigth, well let's start with rules. Here's a basic outline, give me some feedback:

1) You can only bet on one AC from each group
2) Allbets must be equal (either 500 or 1000 we'll decide later)
3) The entire pot goes to the winner
4) If more than on person wins the pot is split between them
5) If an AC nobody bet on wins the Pot goes to the ACs architech
6) There will be a second round of betting for the Crest vs Mirage Fianls

[Purist]

so.....tantalizing

Edit: But I think that in everyone's best interest, I shouldn't bet, because I'm a host.

[king bun bun]

lol its suppose to be smart, ill build acs tommorrow

[corerekka]

Is it too late to make changes?

If not, I'd like to make modifications my Crest AC, Crabby. It's also in the League so the changes are in my Official League Hangar.

If it's too late, then just plz update my build for the league.

[Purist]

Sorry man, I think I stated clearly that no modifications can be made once you've submitted a design. BUT, if it's an ERROR, meaning that Colgate has a mirage part or something, then I may let you make the change.

Edit: I'm doing the challenges now, so expect them either REALLY late tonight (like...2 in the morning), or afternoon-ish tomorrow.

[king bun bun]

expect the matches late tommorrow or tuesday

[Purist]

I'm going to beat you to it, carnage, show you who's the better host!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *punches myself until I shut up*

[Purist]

Crocodile v. Ominis

Grid 1: Crocodile
Grid 2: Ominis

The first battle of the Company Tournament is finally underway!
Crocodile and Ominis were evenly-matched opponents in this exciting battle. While both sported an inside napalm rocket, Crocodile had the infamous 81G and a burst rifle, while Ominis went with two grenade launchers.
The match started with huge blasts coming from both AC’s, and the movement was quite frantic. The two did not have any specific plans; they just wanted to hit each other speedily and accurately. Crocodile, being the faster of the two, was also more accurate, hitting the heavier Ominis with many shots before it took a napalm rocket and started to overheat. The AP counts of the two AC’s were fairly close, even though Ominis had higher defense and AP, because Crocodile, besides being more accurate, was also better at evasion.
Ominis then took a smart move and decided to head into the pillars under the east bridge. Crocodile, without a thought, decide to pursue its opponent. The move proved to be costly, as Ominis quickly bolted from behind a pillar and landed two grenade launcher shots, AND a napalm rocket, at the approaching Crocodile. Crocodile, having survived its first napalm rocket, failed to cope with this one, as it kept boosting on to try to lock onto Ominis, and lost all of its energy.
Crocodile would not see itself be dominated with such a disadvantage, as it took sheltered behind the pillars while Ominis just flew out wanting to strike. Crocodile patiently waited, peeping just outside the side of a pillar to land a few shots at Ominis, and then quickly retreating, while waiting for its energy to refill. And refill it did. Crocodile took no more than two shots without any energy, making excellent use of the pillars, and flew right back out, shooting at Ominis. The rest of the battle became another plain shooting spree, and Crocodile’s initial advantages allowed it to pull through.

Length: 1m17s
Grid 1 Final AP: 1453
Grid 2 Final AP: 0
Winner: Crocodile
Congratulations for your speedy, accurate, and smart AC, Tailsnake! Crocodile made excellent use of the pillars for defense.
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BunBunXpress v. Axel

Grid 1: Axel
Grid 2: BunBunXpress

BunBunXpress came fully-loaded with high ECM defense and one of the most feared weapon combinations in the game, the 81G and WH05BP. Axel sported a unique weapon combination, a sniper rifle, a blade, and two missile units in the back.
The match started off slowly, as both AC’s tried their best to read each other’s movements. Very few of both AC’s shots connected, as both seemed fairly well at dodging each other’s attacks. BunBunXpress was the first to take an offensive dash toward Axel, and Axel began to back up while steadily firing its sniper rifle. The shots that BunBunXpress fired at Axel proved to be devastating, as each hit took a huge amount of AP off of Axel, and Axel did not put up much of a fight with its low attack rifle. It had not used its missiles, either. A few seconds later, the two AC’s met face-to-face with each other, and Axel took a blind swing with its blade while taking a daring leap over BunBunXpress.

“Grid 1 scored an aerial blade hit.”

Although Axel took a big slice of AP off of BunBunXpress, BBX was not fazed, and it only got more aggressive as Axel’s blade strike took a huge amount of energy, and combined with its overheating caused it to go into charging mode.
From then on, Axel was pretty much dead meat, with little ability to evade BBX’s attacks. Even though it was able to jump high into the air to avoid some of BBX’s shots, it only dragged out the one-sided battle, and soon enough BBX was able to land enough hits on Axel to finish it off for good.

Length: 58s
Grid 1 Final AP: 0
Grid 2 Final AP: 5534
Winner: BunBunXpress
Good job, carnage! You’ve created a defensively tough and offensively devastating AC.
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Sushiboy v. Epsilon

Grid 1: Sushiboy
Grid 2: Epsilon

Unfortunately, I have little to say about this particular battle. The HOHOSHI inside part allowed Sushiboy to pull through with over half of its AP, as Epsilon lacked proper aiming for well over 10 seconds of the match, and had trouble hitting Animesou’s agile HOHOSHI user with its rifle and bazooka. Better luck next time around, Dark; you’ve still got Wasabi to spice up the tourney.

Length: 23s
Grid 1 Final AP: 5890
Grid 2 Final AP: 0
Winner: Sushiboy
Great job at creating your first HOHOSHI user, Animesou! It’s speedy, has great firepower, AND has a hilarious name!
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[Purist]

Crabby Colgate v. Oppression

Grid 1: Oppression
Grid 2: Crabby Colgate

The match began with Oppression boosting high into the air and consuming a huge portion of its energy. From such a high altitude, its rifles lacked the proper range to strike at Crabby Colgate, which gave Colgate the offensive advantage, as its bazooka seemed to be more capable at bringing Oppression down. The airborne Oppression was quickly shot down to the ground, and tasted burnt metal as it was hit by a inside napalm rocket. The resulting heat was too great for Oppression, and early in the match it lost all of its energy.
This did not faze the new and innovative AC; it was better running around on the ground, as it began to rapidly fire at the slowly Crabby Colgate as if it had machine guns. The quick and successful rifle hits added up to huge damage to the quad leg, which had trouble aiming because of the HOHOSHI that Oppression just released into the open. Even without boosting power, Oppression was able to sort of circle the helpless quad leg and repeatedly do heavy damage with its dual rifles. It was an impressive sight to behold. Crabby Colgate WAS able to hit the agile Oppression, but the HOHOSHI proved to be too much for it, and Oppression came out of the battle standing tall.

Length: 27s
Grid 1 Final AP: 4275
Grid 2 Final AP: 0
Winner: Oppression
Very impressive AC, shear! The total damage done by the two low-attack rifles really proved my previous assumptions wrong, as it took Oppression only a short while to shut Crabby Colgate down.
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bz-OVERLORD v. Xenon

Grid 1: Xenon
Grid 2: bz-OVERLORD

This match can be summed up by one sentence:
bz-OVERLORD pursued the ever-retreating Xenon like a death omen, and even though Xenon was able to take over half of OVERLORD’s AP with its light rifle and small missiles, it was overwhelmed by repeated bazooka storms coming from OVERLORD’s quad-barrel bazooka arms.

Length: 30s
Grid 1 Final AP: 0
Grid 2 Final AP: 4082
Winner: bz-OVERLORD
Congrats to me…whoo hoo…
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Benvolio v. Wasabi

Grid 1: Benvolio
Grid 2: Wasabi

I will sum this match up in three sentences:
The match began with Wasabi taking the Bishop II-like conservative approach towards Benvolio.
Benvolio’s dual bazooka hits connected and devastated the approaching Wasabi, who fired grenade lancher shots of its own but did comparably less damage to the well-armored Benvolio.
By the time Wasabi got into close range with Benvolio, it had taken too much damage and fell with a few more bazooka shots.

Length: 22s
Grid 1 Final AP: 3894
Grid 2 Final AP: 0
Winner: Benvolio
Although Benvolio has a HOHOSHI and a ton of missile power, it never used any of that, and won only with its bazookas. Benvolio is a defensively solid design, equipped with a ton of weapons, and can be compared to a tank in its ability to stand its ground as Wasabi approached it.


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NEXT MATCHUPS!!

BunBunXpress v. Sushiboy
Benvolio v. bz-OVERLORD
Crocodile v. Oppression

[Shark]

Heh, it figures I lost completely seeing as I didnt do much testing (guess Wasabi doesnt compare to Bishop).

Good job to those who advanced; I'm interested in seeing how much Oppression will advance.

[shearx]

That was really surprising...
Oppression is retarded for using it's energy so quickly, but I nearly laughed aloud when it did better WITHOUT any energy at all. lol.

I don't really expect it to get much further...

[Purist]

It DID come as a surprise to me, because Oppression WAS a lot better on the ground...

Great joke AC, Shear.

jk jk jk.

admin said:

That was really surprising...
Oppression is retarded for using it's energy so quickly

Giggle giggle.